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Adam Rayner
STRAIGHT WHITE MALE
Proud founder of White Pride Day™, Adam Rayner is bravely taking a stand against the terrifying rise of equality. While others celebrate diversity, Adam longs for the good old days when “being average” meant being in charge. Tired of seeing rainbows, inclusion, and other horrifying symbols of tolerance, Adam is fighting back — one grumble at a time. He believes rights are like pie: if others get a slice, his somehow gets smaller. A champion of misunderstood privilege, Adam is here to ensure that the world never forgets the plight of the oppressed majority.
Recent Projects
Adam’s portfolio showcases his tireless efforts to defend traditional mediocrity in a rapidly evolving world. From launching White Pride Day™ to passionately opposing grocery store rainbow signage, each project reflects his commitment to preserving the status quo at all costs. Whether he’s writing strongly worded Facebook posts or organizing sparsely attended rallies, Adam is always pushing back against progress — one awkward tantrum at a time.
ADAMS THOUGHTS
“Just because I’m the only one clapping doesn’t mean I’m wrong. It means I’m brave.”
CONTACT US
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WISDOM TO LIVE BY
“Sometimes I stand in the mirror and salute myself — not out of ego, but because no one else has the guts to.”
— Adam Rayner
“I may not have all the facts, but I’ve got enough confidence to make up for it.”
— Adam Rayner
“I once arm-wrestled a goose to prove dominance. It’s not about winning — it’s about sending a message.”
— Adam Rayner
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